The Oyster Smack

4 Star B&B

Burnham On Crouch, Essex, UK, CM0 8HR

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8.5 Fabulous 225 reviews
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Amazing stay at the Oyster Smack, Trevor and Claire were great hosts, and in a good location in Burnham near to all amenities. Our room was modern and spacious with ultra comfy bed, excellent shower, toiletries and refreshments. Delicious cooked breakfast, and the evening food was incredible. We will absolutely be back!
JeanetteGuest Country Guest Score:  10 out of 10

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Property overview

Your charming hosts at The Oyster Smack, Burnham On Crouch, Essex extend their warmest welcome and offer high grade 4 star B&B accommodation with 10 well appointed, modern, en-suite rooms from £64 per night. Facilities include free on-site parking & free Wi-Fi throughout. There is a cocktail bar serving a wide range of drinks & cocktails and the hotel also boasts a restaurant serving seasonal food from a varied menu.

All 10 rooms at The Oyster Smack come complete with tea and coffee making facilities, a hospitality tray & fresh towels, you also get free toiletries. In addition, our 10 comfortable rooms have a private, en-suite bathroom and come with a flat screen TV for your convenience. The bed and breakfasts' guest review score is 8.5 based on 225 reviews.

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Lovely little place, the room was warm and welcoming, full English breakfast was divine, free WIFI, parking and a great atmosphere!

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Facilities & Services Overview

Non-smoking throughout, Heating


Parking Available, Free parking available, On-site parking available, Private parking, Secured parking, On-street parking available nearby

Pets & Dogs

Pets & Dogs welcome

Internet & WiFi

WiFi available in all areas, WiFi, Internet services, Free WiFi included

Food & Beverage

Special diet menus available on request, The property serves kids meals, Bar, Restaurant, Breakfasts are available with many options


In-room breakfasts, Wines & Champagne available, Bottled water in rooms, Family rooms available (Limited number), Bridal suite, Non-smoking rooms

10 Rooms, Free WiFi - Free Parking - Pet Friendly - Non Smoking Rooms
*£64 rates are from and based on low occupancy nights in Burnham On Crouch. Rates may be higher on busy nights. All rates subject to availability.
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Dogs & Pets

Most dogs & pets are welcome on a request basis, subject to suitable rooms being available for your party. Please use the special request box when booking to tell us the number and type of pets you wish to bring. You can find the booking form after checking availability & selecting the rooms you wish to book.

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Landmarks Nearby

We are ideally located close to;
  • Burnham on Crouch Train Station 0.4 miles away
  • Southminster Train Station 2.2 miles away
  • Althorne Train Station 3 miles away
  • Fambridge Train Station 5.8 miles away
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  • What is the lowest rate at The Oyster Smack in Burnham On Crouch?

    The cheapest nightly rate for bookings at The Oyster Smack is from £64 per night, subject to availability & advance booking. May include single occupancy.
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  • How many rooms are there at The Oyster Smack?

    There are 10 rooms at The Oyster Smack offering accommodation in double, twin and single format. Rooms suitable for families and children can be made up subject to notice and availability.
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  • Is there Free Parking at The Oyster Smack in Burnham On Crouch?

    Yes, free parking is available at The Oyster Smack, Burnham On Crouch. Please inform us if you require parking as spaces may be limited.
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  • Is there Free WiFi at The Oyster Smack?

    Yes, free WiFi is available at The Oyster Smack.
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  • Is The Oyster Smack pet friendly?

    Yes, pets and dogs are welcome at The Oyster Smack. Please use the special requests box when booking to inform the property of the type and number of pets you wish to bring. The Oyster Smack will contact you to conform if your booking can be honoured (based on the availability of pet suitable rooms for your dates).
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  • Does The Oyster Smack have rooms for disabled guests?

    Regretfully, The Oyster Smack does not have any rooms or facilities for disabled guests.
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  • Does The Oyster Smack have non smoking rooms?

    Yes, The Oyster Smack has no smoking rooms for your comfort and convinience.
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